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Who am I?

I have some pictures online on my picture page.

If I have to tell you not to take too much on this page seriously, you either just met me or you're not particularly the most keen observer of human nature on the planet. Anyhow, here's what some other sources say about me ... (Feel free to send me more of this so I can add to the list)

... my good friend Davor McRay

"Well, ok, should I be positive or honest? He's a guy who likes his meat hot, his veggies raw, his girls strong and his bunnies fluffy.

When people ask me more, I refer to the four simple rules I believe in:

• If it's too good to be true, it usually is.
• There are exceptions to every rule.
• Don't tell people everything you know.

Not satisfed yet? Subscribe to my newsletter or read my weekly column in the Dublin Gregorian Chanting and Resuscitation Magazine. Cheers and enjoy the hipe."

... my bio (IEEE TVLSI)

In: Curt Schurgers, Francky Catthoor, Marc Engels, "Memory Optimization of MAP Turbo Decoder Algorithms," IEEE Transactions on VLSI Systems, Vol.9, No.2, pp. 305-312, April 2001.
See also my publication page ...
 

Curt Schurgers received the Purple Heart for his heroics during the great famine of 1978. In the subsequent years, he used his fame to gather a fortune as a free-lance lecturer, focusing on the controversial interaction between hunger and a lack of food. His career was cut short when he was falsely accused in the O.J. Simpson murder trial, resulting in 12 years of solitary confinement at the Placido Domingo Correctional Facility. He was released after a triple lung transplant, and consequently given the title of Admiral in the Swiss Navy. In the 90’s, Admiral Schurgers supervised Al Gore while inventing the Internet, and became one of the most influential African-American advisors in the Clinton administration. After his unsuccessful run for president of the United States, Curt Schurgers received the Betty Crocker Scientist Award for his work on transdimensional time warps. The current whereabouts of Admiral Schurgers are unkown. Do not try to apprehend him yourself, he is to be considered extremely dangerous.